Klassentreffen vom 2. September 2005

Am 2. September 2005 trafen sich die Ehemaligen Maedchen und Buben der 6. Klassen von Hans Schwank im Schulhaus Friedrichstrasse, wie eigentlich jedes Jahr, heuer abe erstmals im Neuen Kloesterli gleich neben dem Zoo in Fluntern.

Natuerlich sind wir heute alle rund 55 Jahre aelter als damals in der Schule, und haben auch etwelche kleinere und groessere Bobos, aber es ist jedesmal eine grosse Freude, alle die Gesichter aus jenen lange vergangenen Zeiten wieder zu treffen, zu tratschen und eine nette Zeit zu haben bei einem guten und immer leichter werdenden Mittagessen.

Es ist wirklich erstaunlich, wie viele unter uns sich kaum veraendert haben seit jener lang vergangenen und unbeschwerteren Tagen – ich meine das nun nicht in Anbetracht meiner ganz sicher stark angestiegenen Kilos… Unser strenger aber immer auesserst fairer Lehrer, Hans Schwank, ist heute mit seinen 85 Lenzen wie ein junger Mann, immer noch gleich rasch im Beantworten und Stellen von Fragen. Ihm haben wir viel zu verdanken, was wir spaeter im Leben oft gut gebrauchen konnten, ohne noch zu wissen, dass er uns dies und das mitgegeben hatte. Es haette noch mehr sein koennen, wenn wir nur ein bisschen aufmerksamer zugehoert und unsere Augaben gewissenhafter gemacht haetten! Hans sei hier unser aller Dank fuer seine grossen Bemuehungen mit uns sicher nicht immer leichten Charakteren, und wir hoffen, ihn noch an vielen solchen frohen Treffen wiederzusehen.

Hans Schwank flankiert von
Jacqueline Kienast
Gottfried Suremann,
der Organisator
Willi Rieser, mein
Schulbank Nachbar & Artist

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Ich moechte an dieser Stelle auch Gottfried Suremann einmal ein Kraenzlein winden für seine grossen Bemuehungen, diese jaehrlichen Treffen so erfolgreich zu arrangieren und die Liste der Ehemaligen immer à jour zu halten. Well done, Gottfried!

Sepp Berktold und
Hans Ruedi Burri
Alfred & Esther
Pfenninger
Hanni Kolp und
Hans Schellenberg
Heinz Fahrner und
Heinz Wirth
Rolf Pfister und
Ruth Tischhauser
Fritz Brunner
Anna Maria Agostini
und Werner Peter
Lotti Frey, Myrtha Meile
und Hanni Kolp
Paul Huegli neben
Hans & Jacqueline
Meine Bestellung: ein kleiner
Salatteller mit Siedfleisch
Meine “Wenigkeit”,
dazu noch gezoomt!
Nochmals Hans & Jacqueline
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I am back from Yugoslavia…

I recently spent time in Yugoslavia, and I am extremely happy to be back home.

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That is me there in the Cabin!

Please click on Read more below and find out how President Bush views the World. This is the simplified world map of the U.S. President and his advisors.

World map circa 2005

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The Power of Beer

See the amazing power of beer…

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Corporate Lessons 1 to 6

Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing overwhich one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quicklywraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens thedoor, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word,Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands nakedin front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up inthe towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom,her husband asks from the shower, “Who was that?”

“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.

“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owesme?”

Management Lesson: If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a positionto prevent avoidable exposure.

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Oldfashioned Corporate Lesson

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, hestopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in andcrossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. Thepriest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him andimmediately said, “Psalm 129.”

The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself toremove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, “Psalm 129.” Once again the priest apologised.”Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glanceand went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed toretrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It read, “Go forth and seek,further up, you will find glory.”

Management Lesson: Always be well informed in your job, or you mightmiss a great opportunity

Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking tolunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comesout in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant threewishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk “I want to be in the Bahamas,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

In astonishment, “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to bein Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endlesssupply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “Iwant those two back in the office after lunch.”

Management Lesson: Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit sawthe crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all daylong?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the groundbelow the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped onthe rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sittingvery, very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get tothe top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”

Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave himenough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally aftera fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.Soon he was promptly spotted by a hunter, who shot the turkey out of thetree.

Management Lesson: Bull sh!t might get you to the top, but it won’tkeep you there.

Corporate Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the birdfroze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay therein the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dungwas actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soonbegan to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came toinvestigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under thepile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons:
a) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy.
b) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend.
c) And when you’re in deep sh!t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut .

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2005 – Year of the Rooster

The Chinese do not place too much importance on the Rooster as they do on a number of the other zodiac animals.

It is nevertheless said that the Rooster can get into a human being in order to impose good or evil things on mankind.

The Rooster is also a symbol that is found in formal gardens; censored fights were held and enjoyed as early as 500 years ago.

As the 10th animal in the Eastern Zodiac, the Rooster indicates the hours between 5 pm and 7 pm. It is the counterpart of the Hare.

Actually, the lunar calendar begins on February 9, 2005 so anybody born till then is rightfully still born in the year of the monkey. For practical reasons, however, most people use the calendar year to decide under which zodiac sign they were born.

Best wishes for a great Year of the Rooster to all readers!

The netsuke chosen to represent 2005 is a rooster in stained
boxwood, inlaid eyes, early nineteenth century, unsigned,
property of Robert S. Huthart, Hong Kong

Both Uschi and Willi wish you a wonderful spring and summer season with lots of fun, happiness, good health and some great relaxation or a vacation with friends and/or family. For our 2005 Newsletter, it should be ready around mid December 2005.


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South Africa I

Part I Capetown to Durban, Oct. 11 to 25

We had an easy, uneventful and on-time flight from Frankfurt to Capetown, with a short stop-over in Johannesburg, The Avis car was waiting and we were on our way in less than 30 minutes after touch down. A fuller description follows further down in the report as this car would keep us company for the coming 2 weeks, till Port Elizabeth on the West Coast.

We had a bit of a problem finding the hotel in the residential Claremont district, because we took the wrong exit from a roundabout but asking directions at another hotel nearby, we found it quickly. That is why we asked at the hotel if they could recommend someone as a guide. We got Jackie Romanov for Wednesday and Thursday.

On Tuesday we ventured on our own down to the Cape Point and the Cape of Good Hope, via Hout Bay and the legendary Chapman Peak drive. We had a fine lunch at the Black Marlin, a large fresh seafood establishment to the south of Simon’s Town. It is interesting to note that the Cape Point nor Cape of Good Hope is the African continent’s southernmost point; that honor belongs to Cape Agulhas near Bredasdorp, on the way to Swellendam, Riversdale, Mossel Bay, George, Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, on the N2 as driven later in our journey.

Cape Dutch House ANDROS Near the Cape of Good Hope Ostriches near the Cape

A short kilometer away from the hotel there is a large, modern shopping center called Cavendish Plaza. My first visit was to get some badly needed rand in cash but there I ran into serious trouble. The EC Maestro Card to be used in conjunction with my Credit Suisse account just recently received in the mail and touted as having access to thousands of ATM machines and incorporating the latest technology, would only allow me to withdraw R500, or about 100 Swiss Francs at one time. Apparently, I could have repeated this several times, how many times nobody knows. I chose not to use it at all as it is a clear way of Abzockerei (a clever way of extracting horrendous fees from the poor user) by the card issuers with connivance of the bank as each withdrawal will cost you a not inconsiderable minimum fee. I complained to CS but of course, nobody knows anything and does not feel responsible.

When I saw an American Express Office, I went there and with some persuasion, I got the equivalent of $500 in Rand cash. Meanwhile, the cashier had dialed my London based account executive and from her I learned that I could withdraw up to $10000 in any 21 day period by issuing a personal check on my Swiss or US bank. The black Amex card would be the guarantor to their local agent that the check issued by me would be covered by them if it ware returned for lack of funds (with of course corresponding difficulties with Amex if that were to happen). The phone call to the UK was complimentary. No expenses were charged, and I got the inter-bank rate for Swiss francs of that day. So for me it is clear: no more EC card abroad, only for ATM withdrawals in Switzerland.

On Wednesday, we first went to Table Mountain with Jackie. Thanks to Jackie’s guide status we could park close to the station, a place normally reserved for taxis. If ever you go there, drop a person at the station and have him/her stand in line to buy the tickets while you park your vehicle as it can take quite some time, not nice under the burning sun. Once you have the tickets, the wait for the gondola is short. It is a Swiss cable car, and it has a revolving platform.

Walking on the well laid out paths is easy and informative, especially if your guide has some idea of flora and fauna, as well as the city below you. We had a wonderful bright day there and enjoyed the vistas and the many explanations by Jackie, a proud and very knowledgeable South African lady. I can only recommend her services; of course, you find it all yourself eventually, but you lose too much time doing it on your own.

We had a fine sashimi luncheon at the waterfront, and then went to the only Big Man’s store in town where I found all I needed to complement my wardrobe for South Africa.

On Thursday, Jackie took us to a tour of Somerset West, which is actually half an hour south of Stellenbosch where we were going to stay a week later. She took us to a property called “Vergelegen”  – it means  “abgelegen” or “far away” . It was founded in the late 17th century by emigrant  Dutchmen on lands granted by the Governor or High Commissioner in Capetown to deserving persons. It was a good one day trip from Capetown in the old horse carriage days whereas now it takes just about an hour.

Vergelegen lies in huge park like grounds, has an octagonal 3 m high wall and the Manor is (as many were in that time) built in an H shape with the 4 arms going onto each side of the H. Though it is period furnished, unfortunately not much of the original furniture is left but you get a very good picture of how grand all this was at that time. There is also a formal rose garden, and they have the most stunning camphor trees, over 300 years old, with huge foliage and tremendous stems and roots. We did not actually visit their winery as I saw quite a number of people had arrived there, but we had the opportunity to enjoy one of their great Cabernet Sauvignons later in the trip.

We spent Friday on our own, going to the magnificent Botanical Garden and another drive around the coastline behind the Table Mountain. Lunch at a small Italian bistro where I had 12 sublime garlic prawns, my wife Uschi had Fettuccine a la Vongole. The afternoon was spent in the garden of the Andros, at the pool, with Uschi swimming her rounds.

On Saturday, we drove via the Capetown suburbs and the N7 north to a town called Clanwilliam, a 2 l/2 hour drive on good asphalted roads. Soon after that town, the road became a hard surface dirt road with the ensuing dust behind us, but fortunately not many cars coming from the other direction. It was another 43 km to get to our destination, The Bushman’s Kloof (=valley). This is a Relais & Chateau Property with 12 individual or dual cottages; ours is called Riverside or The Honeymoon Suite, a one bedroom affair and superbly appointed with a large parlor, large bedroom and Jacuzzi equipped bathroom and with two outside reception areas for 6-8 people and two and another with 2 comfy lounge chairs for sun bathing. There are 4 pools on the property, one of them heated.

The property was managed as a farm until 1992 and then reconverted into its original grass and bush land. The area covers 17000 acres, or 6800 hectares, which is 68 square km or two thirds the size of Nevis. The lodge opened in 1996, Relais & Chateau status from 1998.

We started with the first evening drive at 4:30  – fortunately we all had warm clothing but we still welcomed the supplied parkas as the temperature was a mere 18 C and with the wind-chill factor, it must have been 12 to 14 C.

We saw some kestrels (D: Sperber) and one small South African Eagle which can fly at full speed into a tree to catch a snake or salamander, without endangering himself. Of course there are myriads of water fowl right next to the river, which had banked up slightly, and had thick layers of reed at the edge. The cottages are thatched, not with the reeds from water¹s edge but with a grass that grows abundantly everywhere.

On the highland bush, we found several groups of mountain zebras, two larger ones with one stallion and some 5 mares of which several were pregnant, and one young animal aged about 1 week. It is very strange that the young one had a bottom line (belly) like the adults so that he would not show up in the herd to an observant predator. In the 1950s there were a mere 90 of these beautiful creatures alive worldwide, now they must again be well over a thousand.

There were also gnus and warthogs that can be called beautiful because they are so ugly. Only a warthog mother can love her child, is another saying. We also saw some S.A. springboks, a different species from the ones further north, and the “bontebok” a unique species of S.A. which could be rendered as bunter Bock in German They were hunted for the beauty of their hides and at one time, there were a mere 50 of them left; now even this Kloof has perhaps 70.

An ostrich mother was seen with 9 little offspring running behind her, one was badly limping. Sure enough, when we saw the group again on Sunday morning, there were only 8 young left as the ranger had predicted the night before. His condition plus the sudden drop of temperature resulting in a cold spell did the necessary.

During the drive and walk on Sunday we saw a 4 foot shiny yellow Cape cobra, very deadly and once she was aware of our clicking, she fled in great haste. We also saw a beetle with metallic blue wings scintillating in the sun, carrying a much larger and still living spider away to eat, and a land turtle looking for shelter when she sensed us.

Many rare and beautiful birds were spotted by a German lady who had sharp eyes and excellent knowledge of these matters.

The first late afternoon drive, it was bitterly cold and extremely windy, but on Sunday all day and Monday morning, there was a pleasant sunshine without wind.

The rocks here are sandstone, and the whole area is sandy yet apparently quite rich enough to grow potatoes and veggies provided there is enough water. We visited one of the rock paintings made by the original inhabitants some 6000 years ago: the Bushman. The figurines seem to either be depicted around a shaman, or then numerous animals that populated the bush at that time. There were then all animals of the Big 5, namely buffalo, elephant, rhinoceros, lion, and leopard, all extinct in these southerly regions. So they had plenty to eat if they managed to make a kill. And they did with all kinds of good meat providing species such as the eland, the springbok, then gnu and a number of other kinds of bocks and gazelles. They did that by merely outrunning the animals, and tiring them out so that at the end, they stood still and the Bushman could easily apply the coup de grace. It was nothing for these people to follow a prey for many hours, without tiring themselves. They managed this by also dancing to near exhaustion to achieve a trance, especially their elders. Many of the animals had clear bodies of say a gazelle but with a head of a buffalo or a springbok with a trunk of an elephant. This seems to show that those painting the scenes were aware of another world, of spiritualism, but as there are absolutely no records, and since the Bushman was eradicated by the white man within 3 or fewer generations, nobody can know for certain.

Because of the many such sites on the property, Bushman’s Kloof has been declared a South African Natural Heritage Site.

On Monday afternoon, we drove back towards Capetown but did not go that far and drove to Stellenbosch in heart of the famous wine country. We had some difficulty in locating the Lanzerac Manor and wine estate, founded in 1692.

On Tuesday, we visited the area: it is amazing how far up the mountains they have been planting wine. The wine farms are usually quite large, as in the Bordelaise, with some most beautiful old Cape houses as their headquarters and main attraction, and huge par-like gardens of English lawns and even rose and herb gardens.

At the Lanzerac Manor & Winery’s main Governor’s Restaurant, we ordered a bottle of Vergelegen Cabernet Sauvignon 2001 which was an outstanding wine of dark red color like elderberries or blueberries and tasting of ripe cherries, leaving also a fragrance of dark chocolate. At 60 francs the bottle, it was an expensive wine for South Africa but worth every cent of it. It accompanied one large but paper-thin ravioli filled with oxtail (!) and a succulent springbok entrecote with a vegetable medley. Uschi had a plate of langoustine soup followed by an excellent Ostrich fillet.

We made a scenic drive around the Stellenbosch area with 3 passes and totaling over 120 kilometers, having a fine lunch at La Petite Ferme in the charming little town of Franschhoek

On Wednesday/Thursday, after 5 days there and 4 days in the greater vicinity, we took leave from the Capetown region, driving on the Garden Route in the direction of Hermanus, all along the rugged coast. In the early afternoon we arrived at our next destination, 13 km west of Stanford, called Grootbos Nature Park. After settling in, our guide Silent Elephant, whose mother gave her first-born his Christian name before he had grown up, drove us down to the seashore where we observed right from the cliffs first 3 and then another 3, in total about 12 Southern Right Whales. The largest made two or three attempts to leap out of the water but managed only one real jump. Most mothers seemed to be feeding on kelp and possible smaller fish right on the shore but we were later told that they did not eat at all: they were here to mate or to raise their young ones but they closely observed their calves from a short distance or they were swimming side by side.

We were at first a bit upset when told that they had booked us in their new Forrest Lodge – after all, we had booked online with the full view of their facilities in a 360 degree slide show. A guide took us to the new place some 5 minutes away (fully visible from the old place) and the manager there worked hard at telling us of the positive sides of the new lodge – the negative one we had seen coming in as workers were still working and a number of features were not yet in use. But when we saw our cabin, 5 minutes away from the Main Building, reached via a cobblestone path amid a 100 year old milkwood forest, one of the few still standing as the first settlers felled them for firewood and construction materials, we were stunned. The layout of the suite with gorgeous local woods is well planned and exquisitely finished, with all the modern facilities, even a 4×5 m observation deck with 2 lounge chairs. A real log fire is crackling in the enclosed fireplace. There are 10 such cabins in this Lodge, 5 of them occupied tonight. The German owner, Michael Lutzeyer, seems to have spent a lot of time planning and then investing an equally important amount of money into doubling the capacity of his wonderful Nature Park.

When we returned from the whale watch, we were served a fine Cappuccino with some great tasting cookies and a celestial chocolate cake, baked on the premises. This boded well for the dinners ahead.

We are driving a 2.4 l Toyota Condor from Avis, it is a SUV like station wagon with 8 seats but we use only 2, then the middle row behind us is for small baggage, and with the back row folded away, we obtained a huge storage for our 3 large suit cases plus 2 roll ons. It is a bit of a lame duck car, drives easily 140 km/h but takes its time to get there, and on long and steep uphill sections, I have to get into third gear. But it is easy to get into and out of it as the seats are higher up, same like Uschi’s Honda CRV. The Garmin GPS works well after I had the local agents reinstall the South African maps. The Swiss agent had done it but they could not be found.

On Friday, we drove nearly 500m km west and arrived at Tsala treetop lodge near Plettenberg bay just after 5 PM. It is a treetop place with 12 cottages built on high stakes or stilts, like the Pfahlbauten (houses constructed on stakes over lake shores in the present lake area of Switzerland several thousand years ago), on the side of a mountain, atop some 20-30 m tall trees. It is also a Relais & Chateau establishment, with really individually decorated villas, each with a small pool, an outside deck and shower, a terrace, a living room with a small cute fireplace (a pottery stove), a large bedroom and an antiquated bathroom with an oval tub in the middle, a huge shower stall (through which door even retired 286 kg sumotori Konishiki could enter straight on, i.e. without turning sideways). Much of what I thought to be African decorative works of art I am finding out are not local but imported from India.

On Saturday morning, after a hearty breakfast, we had a visit from a monkey family. Then, we drove up a steep mountain pass but finally had to return through another road back to Knysna as the dirt road was too bad to drive. The vistas however were breathtaking with mountaintops receding in 3 to 4 ranges in the far distant mist and the flora exquisite; too. We even spotted some purple “ginster” (E: broom?) in full bloom – in Europe we find them only in yellow. We saw some great farm houses which would not be there without these roads built well over 100 years ago.

There are some great passes over some of these mountains, done in the 19th century by a father and son team, Andrew and Thomas Bain, that are as impressive as the old Gotthard or Simplon passes were. We did not drive them this time as we did not have the right car; you still need a 4×4. Sunday was spent driving around d the Knysna region that is being upgraded to a major attraction, with a new top resort opening in December 2004.

On Monday morning, right after breakfast, we started our last drive to Port Elizabeth where we had to return the Condor, and take the plane to Durban. As we came to the Main Gate, the attendant pointed to our front left wheel: a flat! Fortunately, the assistant chef, the bellboy and the gate keeper, with the roadside assistance of Avis, managed to find all the necessary gadgets and replaced the bad wheel with the spare.

Rock Dassie – related to the elephant! Lion’s head Pin cushion Protea
King Protea Victoria & ALbert Waterfront Garden at Vergelegen
300 year old Camphor trees at Vergelegen Lanzerac Main Manor Lanzerac Restaurant Entrance
Mountain zebras in Bushman’s Kloof Mountains and our villa Ranger Leslie & Willi during Apero
Masked weaver nests Eagle shaped rock 6000 year old rock paintings
Picture window in Grootbos
with Walker Bay in the background
Protea Fynbos in a vase
800 year old milk wood Tsala tree top lodge Inside our villa, fireplace
Natural fynbos Kalla Kurt’s magnificent poolside Gazebo in Southbroom
with view to the sea
Scene near a Township The ‘hero’ is tired… Preview of 2 tired heroes…
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South Africa II

Durban and environs, 25.-31.10.2004

After two weeks of rather demanding schedules and programmes, we took things quite leisurely during this period.

In Durban, on Monday afternoon, we took possession of another white Condor from Avis to take us around the city, then south and later back again. First we stayed in Durban at the South Beach in one of 4 Holiday Inns within less than a kilometer. These were the only rainy days so far, with high winds, and we spent them having fine Japanese and Indian food, and visiting some of the native shopping centers. I spent considerable time trying the internet; in the end, I got a hot spot right in the hotel, absolutely free as Telkom was testing the system.

On Wednesday afternoon, we drove down the coast on the regular highway to Shelly Beach where we met Kurt Zimmermann, a part-time resident of South Africa living in his own tastefully decorated home in a small town called Southbroom, right next to a golf course. We spent some leisurely days with him in and around his comfortable house and in the region which is lived in (very much as in Nevis) by part time residents from South Africa and the world. His PC was broken and it took me some time to get a dial up line, user name and password to download the lots of mail I had waiting for me, and to pay some bills that he had brought with him from Switzerland when he too arrived on Monday.

Palmtree with lots of nuts
in the shape of grapes
Nests of Masked Weavers Kurt’s thatched pool gazebo
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Christmas and New Year’s Letter 2004

Dear friends,

2004 is soon coming to an end, with us hopefully having reached our home in Nevis just before Christmas – right now, we are still in Sydney.

We started the year in Switzerland after having spent Christmas quietly at home with our Nic, Alexandra and Leonie. Uschi went once more to Kempten to see her mother before we left for our winter quarters on January 13. We had several visitors in January and March – this is always very enjoyable for us and I hope for the visitors, too. Let me remind you that we have guest room for visiting friends, on the basis of first come first served. So far, we have only one booking for 14/21.2.05.

Once back in Switzerland, the usual spring and summer events took place rather by clock work: First we drove to Beaune in Burgundy to assist a chapter of the Confrerie du Tastevin at the Clos de Vougeot, then we tried very hard a week to perfect our golf game in Upper Austria and then Uschi spent some time with her mother in Kempten and later in La Tour while Willi went to see the final days of the spring sumo tournament in Japan.

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Uschi & Willi at Doyle’s at
Sydney’s Fishmarket
Alexandra, Peter & Willi at
Oma’s 90th birthday party
Oma, Nic, Leonie
and Baerbel

On June 19, we attended a BBQ in honor of some 50 Japanese Nestlé OB kai members who were on a sight seeing trip to Switzerland in the mountains high above Lake Geneva.

Our yearly trip to the UK took us all the way to Land’s End with a visit to the Eden Project where in abandoned tin mines; you will find exquisitely arranged tropical rain forests or the Mediterranean climate represented. Of course, as usual, we met quite a number of old friends in the UK Capital.

This year, we also drove to Lucerne where the Swiss in Japan held their once-every-3 years-get-together at the Palace Hotel where we renewed many contacts that have been lost over the years.

Willi went quickly to Nevis for some special errand in July. The new AF Airbus 330 and 340 configuration makes travel quite comfortable in their large ALIZE cabin (in regular flight to say Japan that is their normal Business (Espace) Class.

On the way back, Willi stopped in Paris to meet 3 good friends from Otsuka. The highlight was the Bastille Day (14 Juillet) Celebrations and the military parade and flyover which we could observe from the top of the Publicis building right next to the Arc de Triomphe. We also visited the Picasso Museum and were invited to a superb dinner at Le Train Bleu in the Gare de Lyon.

We again spent 10 beautiful days in Zermatt and then Nic, Alex and Leonie came to visit for a long weekend. We in turn visited their new home near Winterthur that was completed in mid year. It is much larger than the apartment they lived in beforehand, but especially it is in the midst of fields and forests, with clean air.

On 20th August we left for a trip to Kempten to celebrate Uschi’s mother Hilde Bergmann’s 90th birthday together with her closest relatives. I think we all had a great time and we could enjoy a fine meal at the Tableau with a very happy and radiating Oma. May she have many happy returns of the day!
Before leaving for your Round-the-World trip, Uschi too her mother once again to Zermatt, only for a few days, but these were also happy sunny days. Oma Bergmann loves the mountains and she would have taken a paraglider down from Riffelberg, but the winds were too strong to venture for this event. May be in 2005?

Then came the departure for South Africa. We first stayed in and around Capetown, a most wonderful area full of majestic sights, fine dining, and great shopping. Naturally, we drove down to Cape of Good Hope, with the rotating Swiss cable car to the Table Mountain from where one has a magnificent view of the city and the Cape. We stayed at a family-style country house with 10 rooms, a fine garden and an excellent kitchen.

200 odd kilometers north was the Bushman’s Kloof, a former 68 km2 farm that had been transformed back into a nature reserve where mountain zebra, bonte bok, springbok, ostriches and other animals have been reintroduced like some 6-8000 years ago when the bushmen lived there and left some great rock paintings showing that at that time, lions, hyenas, elephants and giraffes lived there, too.

In the main wine producing areas, Stellenbosch, are hundred of wineries, some huge others small but they plant wines virtually to the mountain tops. One of the early settlers built a huge property now about one hour from Capetown, then a good day’s journey, called ‘Vergelegen’ or far away. Whilst the winery produced some of the finest crus, we were mostly interested in the old main house in the Dutch Cape House built in “H” shape, with a huge hexagonal 12-ft walled formal European garden, and a rose garden in a huge park with 300 year old huge camphor trees planted at the time of the early settlers.

We visited many other most interesting places – please read the full report by clicking on
http://www.bosshard.net/main/index.php?topic=Trips under South Africa I and II.

The finale was nevertheless the one week we spent in out just outside the famous Kruger Park. We saw all Big Five, we witnessed a kill, encountered leopards in both locations, and we saw dozens of lions, hundreds of elephants inside the park, white rhinos, hippos, crocs, hyenas, a few buffaloes and a huge array of birds. Again, for the full report, please go to the web site under http://www.bosshard.net/main/index.php?topic=Trips South Africa III. Pictures will be loaded separately and appear little by little before the year end.

We were generally positively surprised at the quality of the lodgings and the food served in most establishments we stayed at. But the best were those having the Relais & Chateau affiliation. The star of them all was the Singita Lebombo Lodge, both the original one built on the cliff but also the smaller 6 villa Sweni Lodge down by the river. The ranger/drivers and the spotters were great everywhere, obviously knew there huge territories and the respective inhabitants very well.

We are very happy we did this rather long trip, one we wanted to do for many years and one which we can truly recommend.

The persons receiving this by snail mail will find some of the picture highlights of 2004 on the attached sheet, those receiving it by email can go to http://www.bosshard.net/main to see them in a few days.

And now, we rush to snail mail these lines from Sydney, Australia; the email version will follow a bit later from the U.S. West Coast. In closing, Uschi joins me in wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a most wonderful, successful and healthy New Year of the Rooster 2005.

Willi & Uschi

Hilde & Uschi Uschi, Friederike & Hilde Uschi & Alexandra
with Leonie
Leonie in red komono Leonie with Dad on a
Ferrari bike
Leonie with cousin Sarah
Leonie pinching Oma Uschi The new house in Daettlikon near
Winterthur. (For more features
see under Topics – Daettlikon above)
Alexandra & Nic in Egypt
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South Africa III

Singita Lebombo (Sweni Lodge) situaded inside Kruger National Park, close to the border with Mozambique, 1.-4.12.2004

On Sunday morning we left Southbroom for Durban under beautiful sunshine but with a bit of a nasty wind and hence by British Aerospace Jet stream turboprop to Nelspruit for an overnight stay at yet another but smaller Holiday Inn Express – this extra overnight is required because all charters leave before 1 PM for the Kruger Park and the first regular flight from Durban arrives at 3 PM.

Sweni river 30 km from the Lodge Sweni Lodge near reception magnificent tree at sundown

The pilot informed us before landing that the temperature was 32 C at Nelspruit but when we passed through the KMIA airport, two years old and very charming, it was cool even without air-conditioning. The area looked very green with much tobacco grown and many jacaranda trees, in blossom, with practically no leaves at the start, only light blue flowers, but then it is spring.

When we look out of our window at the hotel, we see a number of thorny trees with hundreds of hanging nests swaying in the evening breeze, but also because the spotted masked weaver parents are busy feeding their young from the bottom hole in the nest. Often, they are still building the nests or repairing them. Apparently, the male has to build the nest over and over again if his lady does not like it!

The air transfer on Monday morning was not as easy and straightforward as we had believed. First, the pilot was not there and when we were able to contact him, he was about to leave Singita with passengers for Nelspruit, and to pick us up together with a couple coming in from Johannesburg. They not only arrived a bit late but as well had lots of baggage which had to be repacked; 2 out of 3 of the bags had to be placed into storage there. He was a Frenchman of some 60 years with a much younger female companion with a large semi-precious stone in her navel. This repacking business took a further 30 minutes and if you think this <Frog> had the decency to mutter at least a little  “sorry” for causing this silly delay, you do not know the French: he blamed the airline for not allowing more baggage against payment (he did not read the conditions! – we did and had sent our heavy baggage ahead to JNB by courier service).

Low and behold, when I mentioned this snafu to the most efficient Singita Management, they not only apologized for the long wait, they also arranged for Federal Air to refund the full fare! That was quite an unexpected and wonderful treatment but when we experienced the world class accommodation and exquisite food expertly served by attentive waiters, I began to understand why Singita was Conde Nast’s 2004 Resort of the Year.

We had a rather bumpy flight in a practically new 6-seater Australian-built Airvan (similar to an Islander), owned by Federal Air, to an official landing strip used for a nearby camp. The strip is some 30 minutes away from Singita lodge, which was built only 2 years ago on land that had never been visited before for lack of roads. The Government only gave the developers a 20 year lease, therefore all is built with local wood and style, and glass, easy to remove after the lease expires. Already on that drive from the airstrip to the lodge, we had met with several herds of sleek and very shy impala and half a dozen giraffes.

Our glass and wood bungalow, with two toilets, inside and outside showers, Jacuzzi, dip pool, and large terrace, overlooks the confluence of the N’wanetsi and Sweni Rivers. There is also a large deck with double mattress and a mosquito net so you can sleep under the stars – Uschi preferred it inside!

After a short superb lunch, we went to change and left for our first safari drive at 4 PM, already spotting 2 hippos with 2 young in the river right below us. Also a nasty looking 12 foot croc was slowly swimming upstream without leaving a trail in the water.

Lee Fuller was our ranger and Omega the spotter or tracker. In order to visit all areas of the vast bush lands (150 km2), the developers had built nearly 140 km of access roads, all still in very good condition. A short 500 m from the lodge, we first saw 2 large male kudus, the largest antelope, then a large, solitary old elephant in front of a huge yellow-stemmed tree with his shoulder and ears powdered in a yellowish color; this is from rubbing at the bark of that fever tree, which was believed to be the source of malaria in the olden days, thus the name: fever tree. Later, we encountered a whole herd of elephants.

There were many sleek impalas, very alert and agile, a family of white (square mouthed) rhinoceros with one young, some gnus, some giraffes and after dark, 4 lions near an elephant carcass, lying down and panting heavily after having filled their stomachs to the brim. One young male had positioned himself right next to the dead animal so as to prevent lurking jackals, hyenas and vultures from devouring the remainder. On the way to the lodge, there was a young male lion on the road and he moved slowly over to his mate after we tried to pass him.

On Tuesday morning, at 5:45, we started out for our second drive. We saw the same types of animals again, plus a lion in his prime, patiently waiting for his lady lioness to let him make love to her. We did not have the patience to wait and left after about 20 minutes. It would seem that in the lion kingdom, the same rules apply as in human society… We also spotted a huge old buffalo, and as he moved slowly away we saw that he limped on his right back leg.

There is also a wonderful world of birds to be seen and heard, from francolins to weavers, and from yellow hornbills to bewildering variety of cuckoos, and kingfishers of all colors and sizes. There are also many species of doves and other water fowl. We also saw a Kori bustard, which is the world’s largest flying bird, up to 20 kg in weight, running into the bushes.

It is 1 PM whilst I am writing this in cool comfort, looking out of the glass wall, 10 meters wide and 3 meters high, across to the other side of the river where the ripples in the water make beautiful designs on the huge stem of another giant yellowish fever tree. Lunch was a joy with many appetizers and 4 main dishes to choose from, plus an array of dessert, served tirelessly by our always smiling waiter Sam.

On Wednesday, we left again at 05:45, this time together with a South African lady now living in the US. First, we observed for quite a while a herd of about 40 elephants, with a small baby, perhaps 2 weeks old, then a dozen lions having fed on a buffalo killed last night and panting but jealously guarding the remains of their kill, a white rhino family, a hippo in the water but not yawning, several kudus, impalas, herds of zebras, 7 giraffes, and then the crowning finale: a magnificent female leopard walking slowly downstream on the opposite bank of the N’wanetsi river, obviously very hungry, as she tried to catch a francolin, and missed… On the way to the lodge, we encountered another larger herd of some 60 elephants, with an cute even younger baby, perhaps 4 days old, on the banks of the same river, just a mere mile downstream of the leopard sighting. It cannot get any better, or perhaps a rare glimpse of a cheetah in this region?

Well, the afternoon drive was equally spectacular. The group of 60 elephants was now in a different spot, close to the road, and it was wonderful to watch how the youngsters played and how the mothers and aunts continued feeding but always kept a wary eye over them. Then, 5 minutes away, with the male lion standing on one side of the buffalo carcass, belly stretched and panting heavily, but not willing to abandon the kill, and 5 lionesses and 2 younger males eagerly trying to eat from the other side. There was growling and fighting, with one young male having his head constantly inside the buffalo’s body, looking filthy when he took the head out. A wonderful 20 minutes was spent there, with at least 2 dozen vultures observing the spectacle from two tall snags nearby.

During the afternoon drive, we met the lion with his lady again, in another spot from the day before. Today, we were lucky, as soon after our stopping for observation, obviously having received permission, he mounted her swiftly but finished rather soon, growling heavily (we do not know whether from the effort or the pleasure!). The lady behind us remarked oh, so quick and I detected a sigh, indicating she had similar experiences in her own life. Night fell slowly after the late sundowner drinks. Then the finale; the leopard mother had joined her 10 month old male youngster and we were able to follow them through the bush and later over a ford. They were wonderful, the young darting into the bush and all of a sudden dashing out in front of the mother. At the ford, they had to wait quite a while because there was a large hippo cow laboring to get out of the water, over the ford and into the downstream section, followed by her calf. There was another large one in the water but she fled the minute she observed the two predators walking carefully over the wet strip. We followed, but right on the steep embankment the two gave us the slip. Obviously, the mother had fetched the son to lead him to where she had hidden her kill for him to feed on, and she did not want to reveal its location. We tried hard to find them but they had really gotten away beautifully.

Another surprise awaited us. When we approached the lodge, it looked as if the bush was on fire. It even smelled like fire and smoke. The staff of the Sweni lodge had lit dozens of petrol lamps and hung them in the bushes; they also had made 3 big fires in large iron dishes for warmth, and set up a beautiful buffet for us 8 guests at the lodge. It was indeed a spectacle, and we enjoyed nice appetizers and a selection of charcoal grilled fish, ostrich fillet, chicken and a rolled sausage that tasted great. We finished the Vergelegen Chardonnay 2002, and then had a 1998 Vergelegen Red Blend for the meats, wonderfully aromatic, dark red and with a long nose. The tannin that was overpowering in the 2000 vintage 2 nights before had dissipated to just what it needed.

The last drive on Thursday morning proved counter-productive after the tremendous sightings the day before. We left Singita for the 30 min. drive to the airstrip and a 25 min. plane hop to Leopard Hills arriving there just before 2:00. The lunch they offered did not bode well for the days to come; we had been spoiled rotten at Sweni Lodge!

Singita Lebombo Lode (12 cliff villas)
they don’t look as comfortable as they are
Apero during a sundset drive Tracker Omega
Huge male elephant in front of large fever tree 2 elephants 3 female elephants with tinyyoungster
Elephant herd Elephant herd 2 water bucks
Lion & female Lion Lion feasting on buffalo, lionesses on sidelines
Lioness Lions mating 2 adult water bucks
Hyppos in front of Sweni Lodge 2 Hyppos at Sweni Lodge with croc in foreground First sighting of female leopard
Zebras in golden evening light 5 zebras Zebras taking a dust bath
Male Giraffe Giraffe with bird on neck Impalas
Impalas A mighty ebony tree Another magnificent ebony tree
Leopard cub at Singita
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South Africa IV

Leopard Hills Lodge situated just outside Kruger National Park, 4-8.11.2004

We arrived by charter plane around 2 PM and it took just 5 minutes to the Lodge. On the trip we realized the difference: constant talk on the radio. There are perhaps 10 Private Lodges in the neighborhood, and they all compete in a way to show their clients the best game of the day, and possibly as first of the pack.

The afternoon drive centered around 8 white rhinos. The first 4 were spotted from the dining area and when we took to the Landrover, they were frolicking in a small water hole. Later, a 3 year old female was suckling from her mother, heavily pregnant with a new arrival. Strange mammalian nature! Further up was another group of 4 rhinos, a new record for us in Africa.

The hills at sundown Leopard Hill Bungalows The Boma – outside eating place

Later, we were called to a site where another ranger had found a resting cheetah female. She was very alert but did not seem to be bothered in the least by 3 Landrover vehicles around her. We observed large wounds on her left flank and right fore paw, probably from a fight with a leopard or lion. After the sundowner drinks, we spotted a superb 10 year old female leopard. We followed her for about half an hour through the bush, with thickets of thorn bush and others, but in the end she too gave us the slip. Here, the trackers shine very strong white lights onto the animals (not impalas) which I found revolting but this really did not seem to bother the leopard at all as she continued to look for a meal. She finally jumped onto a scrub hare which she finished as a snack. That was all for a 3 hour drive – no elephants, no giraffes, some kudu and a few impala.

There are distinctly more and thicker shrubs here in Leopard Hills and also at least -10 times the number of termite hills. Another negative difference you note quickly is the fact that there are many more Landrovers present. There are 7 lodges in the neighborhood, one of which belongs to Sir Richard Branson of Virgin Atlantic. That sometime leads to crowding on the narrow roads and many encounters were witnessed this afternoon, with the ensuing dust clouds. Each road belongs to a certain lodge and the lodge owners are responsible for the upkeep of their stretch of road, but all can use them without limitation. As a result, some are better maintained than others but in general the quality of the roads in this part of the woods is inferior to that of Singita Lebombo.

Friday morning was another drive that appeared quite empty of animals except for birds of many kinds. We saw 5 large marabou storks from close below their high branches; they took off one after the other when we did not make a move to depart. They have a large wingspan. Later we saw three of them soaring high above us assisted by thermo action. One eagle was seen circling, probably on the lookout for prey.

After a lot of trial and error in reading leopard tracks, we finally found our female of the night before. She rested in the shade of a large tree where she had deposited the remains of another kill. It was probably reserved for her and her 11 month old male cub, which was seen approaching but fled when we tried to come close.

We had a coffee break near a slightly dammed river. As the spring rains are expected to fall in the coming weeks, the basin is now close to empty yet we found 4 quite active hippos in the remaining water, and some smaller crocs.

From there, we entered right into the bush where only off-roaders can go. At a spot where we could no longer advance, we found a lioness with a missing lower eyetooth panting from having eaten lots of wildebeest meat, and guarding 8 or 9 youngsters aged from 2 – 3 months. A male was suspected to lie in the shade nearby but the terrain was too steep and inaccessible so we finally gave up. Despite the lack of much other wildlife in the area covered, we had a most impressive drive.

In the afternoon drive, we tracked an impressive male leopard, who had installed himself under a bush in close proximity of an abandoned termite hill. We were watching him for a long time, as well as the sunset. When we left, the ranger accidentally backed the Landrover slightly into the termite hill at which time 2 small warthogs came dashing out from a hole with the leopard instantly pursuing one of them, barely missing the zigzagging animal obviously running for his life. All right under our noses. The leopard as well as ourselves must have believed the hill to be empty because, had he expected some animal to dart from it eventually, he would have surely had caught his supper.

The Saturday morning drive proved quite disappointing as we only managed to find a group of 7 or 8 elephants down near the trickle that is the Sand River. What rangers in these Private Game Reserves do is quite impressive and upsetting at the same time. They drive their large Landrovers into the bush, virtually next to the animals, which of course is great for us clients but must be a bother for the animals. Two of the large cows actually warned us twice that enough was enough. We got to within 2 meters of one of the inquisitive 2 year olds, but also at another time a cow came on her own bat to within 3 meters of us, pulling up roots with her foot and helping with the trunk.

We have not only many fewer animals to observe here than in Singita, but also the lodgings leave somewhat to be desired – after all they claim at every instant to be a 5 star establishment. But what we feel most deprived of here is the fabulously creative, well prepared and presented food, which also tasted very good, and the many choices for lunch and dinner accompanied by free bottles of wine, even premium ones, plus the tasty morsels they served during the morning and the afternoon drive. It is not that we are eating badly at Leopard Hills, not at all, we were just so bloody spoilt rotten at Singita that the food served here simply looks run of the mill, and the service is rather average, devoid of enthusiasm. Well, we should have come to Leopard Hills first before upgrading to Singita, not the other way round, so really it is our own entire fault! This lodge is far more commercial, with small aircraft and (right now) even choppers flying overhead, thus probably scaring some of the animals away?

Yesterday, we had to move bungalows because the air-conditioning of #2 blew the 36 degree hot air from outside into the room when we returned around 10 am. We suffered outside through the day, as repair was assured by 2 pm, but they came after 4 and could not achieve anything. I refused to spend one more night there and we moved just before dinner. When we first came to #2, we found the door to the outside shower unlocked, and open to anything wishing to enter, such as baboons. It appeared that a previous guest had lost the key. Our ranger came to install a new cylinder with a new key; why they did not do that before our checking in, beats me. The ranger also replaced an electric cable I found powering a lamp, wiring which had been merely spliced together with insulating tape!

In the Saturday afternoon drive, we found 3 lionesses lazing in the grass with a total of 10 youngsters crawling about, some of then suckling from their mothers. They were about 3 months old. It was an absolutely darling picture. We also encountered another much darker spotted female leopard which was also unsuccessful in killing a steenbok coming her way. Two giraffes that were earlier seen form the lodge terrace had vanished!We ate dinner in the villa as lightning was observed, it later also rained quite extensively.

Sunday morning started with us seeing 4 Kudu right outside our villa, 20 m away, plus 2 francolins just 8 m away. On the drive, we had a cheetah sighting just next to the lodge, then we found the giraffes which had eluded us yesterday; then we found two adult male lions resting at a crossroads: they were magnificent, and at one time, they both turned on their back and opened their hind legs wide, -to let the wind blow around their balls and to cool their shafts-, as the South African ranger explained in a-matter-of-fact voice. A few minutes away, there were 2 lionesses just where we wanted to have a break.

Then we heard on the radio that our partner had found a wildebeest kill in the North and we rushed there, to find our 3 lionesses with their 10 cubs feeding on what was left but with bellies obviously full to bursting. Nearby was a male adult and his lady but their full bellies prevented them from mating – perhaps later today when it is less hot?

The afternoon drive with new guests was standard: the cheetah in another area, a lone elephant bull, but when we went to see if we could find the 2 male lions, we ran into a real hit: we spotted them in hunting pose with an impala group very close by. Then the 2 together with the younger lioness jumped forward and got one; by the time we had managed to reach the spot several seconds later, the three had already torn up the kill and were growling and pulling. After a while, the two males tried to each secure a large portion and managed to tear the impala apart, each running a few steps away with a relative minor part, with the lioness taking the main part about 10 m away. We watched the feasting. Sure enough when one of the males had finished his small part, he came aggressively towards the lioness and managed to secure a large bone; she darted away with the rest, hitting the front of our Landrover and left blood and flesh on the fender.

2 rhinos one with huge horn Rhino and young Rhino and young
3 rhino running Hyppo foot print Leopard print next to tire track
Nyala, a very shy bok specimen Cheetah Cheetah
Magnificent Leopard Male Femaale leopard running Another fine leopard male
Large elephant from close 2-3 year old feeding Reminds me of one illustrous Ozeki!
Matriarch testing the grass Young elephant cow Huge ‘sausage’ tree
Lioness with 3-4 month old cubs cubs resting 2 lionesses with cubs
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A magnificent Lion King 2 lionesses with full bellies
one youngster still at the kill
Lioness with 3 cubs suckling
from the kill to the bottle!
A well earned rest after the mating Full bellies nearly explode but
feeding continues nevertheless…
Our 2 male heroes in a new position
someone said …letting the draft up the shaft…
A female leopard stretching for my wife!
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