South Africa V (a short funny one)

You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.

It’s a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you’re eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.

On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 1 mile, has become very popular . . . You start calculating the distance to the plane door and wonder . . .

“Do I feel lucky today?”

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Still feel lucky???
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Apples are healthy!

Apples are healty and good for you

Click on the picture to see what I mean!

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Hot Flash

Click on the picture to see what a really hot flash looks like!

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Oma Bergmann’s 90th birthday celebrated in Kempten, August 21

On 21 August 2004, the family met at noon at the Restaurant Le Tableau in Kempten, to celebrate Hilde’s ninetieth birthday. Everybody had a great time and Oma managed to eat the full course, plus a huge dessert that was a meal in itself. We still call her Oma (grandmother) though she is Leonie’s great grandmother.

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Friederike and Oma Oma, Siegfried, Lilo & Ju Willi, Rosi & Friederike
Alexandra, Peter & Willi Brigite, Baerbel & Oma Bernard, Friederike & Rosi
Oma with grandson Nic Oma all smiles Nic
Leonie with her lunch Oma & her younger sister Baerbel Oma, Nic, Leonie and Baerbel
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La Tour-de-Peilz, einige Eindruecke von unserem Haus und Umgebung

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Bird’s vie of La Tour-de-Peilz and the upper lake Geneva Flower bed at the Quai in Vevey Cog wheel train for Les Pleiades running near a field of narcissses
Raclette on the terrace Evening from the terrace towards the West Winter landscape The west corner of our terrace Grapes ripening slowly in our pergola Orchids in our square hibachi

On the the first photo showing La Tour-de-Peilz in the foreground, on lower right corner you see the HQ of Nestle Switzerland. The port of La Tour-de-Peilz (mainly sailing ships but also motor yachts) is close to where we live. There is a large whitish building with a yellowish dot to the left, that is our building. The large one is Nestle’s International Training Center Rive Reine. In the back you see the long viaduct of the expressway running down towards Villeneuve at the end of Lake Geneva.

The 2 ‘ horns’ above the viaduct are called “Les Tours d’Ai”; the highest mountain top too the right is the “Rochers de Naye” which you can rach by cog-wheel train from Montreux, situated on the thrid peninsula with a high white tower (a hotel). The ‘tooth’ to the left is called the “Dent de Jaman”, an excellent rock for climbers.

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Daettlikon – the new home of Nic, Alex and Leonie Bosshard. They moved in on June 30, 2004!

Here the various stages of construction progress of Nic’s and Alexandra’s new house in Daettlikon, above Pfungen ZH (near Winterthur).

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1-the land from street 2-the model of the house 3-excavation

Excavation started in late fall 2003, the young family took possession of their new home per 1st of July 2004

4-foundation 5-basement walls 6-wood structure ground floor
7-wood structure 2nd floor 8-wood work comleted 9-tiling the roof
10-scaffold on main part 11-scaffold on living dining part 12-the finished house

Explanations of finished house in Daettlikon:
View from the south with living & dining room (red) and covered outside living area.
The main entrance and the double garage tract are in the back of the covered space and cannot be seen (it is visib le on photos 9 + 11).

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Only in Japan 2

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Bird’s eye view of a beach and golf
course with ‘coverable’ pool & large
parking in the immediate foreground
The same ‘coverable’ pool with man-
made beach scene seen from within
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Walking for peace

This man is walking for peace. Let us all hope he will reach his destination.
Click on the picture to see what I mean.

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Money versus Time

A man goes to synagogue and starts talking to God. He says:
“God, what is a million dollars to you?” and God says: “a penny”.
To this, the man replies: “
God, what is a million years to you?” and God says: “a second”.
After that, the man asks: “God, can I have a penny?” and God says
“sure my friend, in a second”!

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Tax Advice

A man, who was required to appear before the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.

“Don’t let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”

Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.

“Let me tell you a story,”replied the Rabbi.
“A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. “Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck,” replied the mother.

But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: “Wear your most sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.”

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The man protested: “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?”

“No matter what you wear, you’re going to get screwed!”

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