Monthly Archives: February 2003

Tom Clancy: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin: “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.” Drew Carey: “Sex without love is a … Continue reading →

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high…. ….you might want to use this logic! A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired … Continue reading →

Newspaper headlines in the year 2035 – Some are just marvelous! Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventhlargest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California’sthird language. Spotted Owl … Continue reading →

Mainoumi’s danpatsushiki(top notch cutting ceremony) (Click to enlarge)I have spent a wonderful 4 hours at Ryogoku kokugikan, in a masuseki in the 2nd row West, virtually right opposite the dohyo in the company of your wife and her 2 children. … Continue reading →

This is a true story gone truly haywire for a not too brilliantly conceived marketing scheme by Healthy Choice in the US… FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER At this point, two things seem clear: It will be a very long … Continue reading →

A preachers problem A preacher wanted to earn money for his church. He had heard there was money in horse racing. So he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction the … Continue reading →

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb … Continue reading →

In einer Sauna Eine Gruppe von Männern sitzt zusammen in der Sauna, als plötzlich und überraschend ein Handy klingelt. Einer der Männer greift zum Handy und antwortet: ‘Hallo?’ Die Frau: ‘Schatz bist Du das? Und was sind das denn für … Continue reading →