Category Archives: Funnies

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer. You’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, … Continue reading →

“To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am of course very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after … Continue reading →

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would … Continue reading →

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.” “When did you use this awful language?” asks the elder. “Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible … Continue reading →

Tom Clancy: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin: “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.” Drew Carey: “Sex without love is a … Continue reading →

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high…. ….you might want to use this logic! A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired … Continue reading →

Newspaper headlines in the year 2035 – Some are just marvelous! Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventhlargest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California’sthird language. Spotted Owl … Continue reading →