{"id":90,"date":"2003-02-08T08:25:20","date_gmt":"2003-02-08T07:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/article.php?story=20040412152520358"},"modified":"2009-03-07T03:26:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:26:48","slug":"hotel-managers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Hotel Managers&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Next time you think your hotel bill is too high&#8230;. <br \/> &#8230;.you might want to use this logic! <\/b> <\/p>\n<p>A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they&#8217;re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.<\/p>\n<p>When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for &#36;350.<\/p>\n<p>The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells theClerk although it&#8217;s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren&#8217;t worth &#36;350. When the clerk tells him &#36;350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. <\/p>\n<p> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic- sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But we didn&#8217;t use them&#8221;, the man complains.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, they are here, and you could have,&#8221; explains the Manager.<\/p>\n<p>He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. &#8220;The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,&#8221; the Manager says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But we didn&#8217;t go to any of those shows,&#8221; complains the man again. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, we have them, and you could have&#8221;, the Manager replies.<\/p>\n<p>No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, &#8220;But we didn&#8217;t use it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.<\/p>\n<p>The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.&#8221;But sir,&#8221; he says, &#8220;this check is only made out for &#36;100.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right,&#8221; says the man. &#8220;I charged you &#36;250 for sleeping with my wife.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I didn&#8217;t!&#8221; exclaims the Manager.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; the man replies, &#8220;she was here, and you could have.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next time you think your hotel bill is too high&#8230;. &#8230;.you might want to use this logic! A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they&#8217;re too tired &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=90\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}