{"id":89,"date":"2003-02-08T09:29:27","date_gmt":"2003-02-08T08:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/article.php?story=20040412152927704"},"modified":"2009-03-07T03:26:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:26:48","slug":"famous-sex-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"FAMOUS SEX QUOTES&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Tom Clancy:<\/b> &#8220;I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><b>Steve Martin:<\/b> &#8220;You know &#8220;that look&#8221; women get when they want sex? Me neither.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>Drew Carey:<\/b> &#8220;Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it&#8217;s pretty damned good.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>Woody Allen:<\/b> &#8220;Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don&#8217;t have a good partner, you&#8217;d better have a good hand.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>Rodney Dangerfield:<\/b> &#8220;If it weren&#8217;t for pickpockets I&#8217;d have no sex life at all.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><b>Rodney Dangerfield:<\/b> &#8220;My wife said she&#8217;d like to have sex in the back seat of the car&#8230; and she wanted me to drive.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>George Burns:<\/b> &#8220;It isn&#8217;t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>George Burns:<\/b> &#8220;Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>Lynn Lavner:<\/b> &#8220;There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><b>Harvey Korman:<\/b> &#8220;Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Clancy: &#8220;I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.&#8221; Steve Martin: &#8220;You know &#8220;that look&#8221; women get when they want sex? Me neither.&#8221; Drew Carey: &#8220;Sex without love is a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=89\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":239,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}