{"id":75,"date":"2004-06-06T19:44:50","date_gmt":"2004-06-06T18:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/article.php?story=20040607224450919"},"modified":"2009-03-07T03:26:22","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:26:22","slug":"a-lost-chapter-of-genesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"A lost chapter of Genesis&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.<br \/>So, God asked him, &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with you?&#8221;<br \/>Adam said he didn&#8217;t have anyone to talk to.<br \/>God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it <br \/>would be a woman.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8220;This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for<br \/>you,  and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.<br \/>She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not <br \/>nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when <br \/>you&#8217;ve had a disagreement. She will praise you!<br \/>She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle <br \/>of the night to take care of them. <br \/>&#8220;She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and<br \/>passion whenever you need it.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Adam asked God, &#8220;What will a woman like this cost?&#8221;<br \/>God replied, &#8220;An arm and a leg.&#8221;<br \/>Then Adam asked, &#8220;What can I get for a rib?&#8221;<br \/>Of course the rest is history&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with you?&#8221;Adam said he didn&#8217;t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=75\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":225,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}