A man, who was required to appear before the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. <\/p>\n
“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.<\/p>\n
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.<\/p>\n
“Don’t let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”<\/p>\n
Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. <\/p>\n
“Let me tell you a story,”replied the Rabbi.
“A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. “Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck,” replied the mother. <\/p>\n
But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: “Wear your most sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.” <\/p>\n
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\nThe man protested: “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?”<\/p>\n
“No matter what you wear, you’re going to get screwed!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man, who was required to appear before the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same … Continue reading