{"id":66,"date":"2004-07-12T17:07:04","date_gmt":"2004-07-12T16:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/article.php?story=20040714000704561"},"modified":"2009-03-07T03:26:06","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:26:06","slug":"money-versus-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"Money versus Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to synagogue and starts talking to God. He says:  <br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153God, what is a million dollars to you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and God says: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a penny\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.  <br \/>To this, the man replies: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<br \/>God, what is a million years to you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and God says: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a second\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<br \/>After that,  the man asks: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153God, can I have a penny?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and God says <br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153sure my friend, in a second\u00e2\u20ac\u009d!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to synagogue and starts talking to God. He says: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153God, what is a million dollars to you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and God says: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a penny\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. To this, the man replies: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153God, what is a million years to you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and God &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=66\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}