{"id":58,"date":"2004-12-03T07:29:30","date_gmt":"2004-12-03T06:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/article.php?story=20050207142930346"},"modified":"2009-03-07T03:25:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:25:48","slug":"south-africa-v-a-short-funny-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"South Africa V (a short funny one)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you&#8217;re eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. <\/p>\n<p>On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 1 mile, has become very popular . . . You start calculating the distance to the plane door and wonder . . . <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do I feel lucky today?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><b>Please click on &#8216;read more&#8217;<\/b><\/p>\n<table style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/images\/articles\/20050207142930346_1_original.jpg\" title=\"View unscaled image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"160\" height=\"114\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bosshard.net\/main\/images\/articles\/20050207142930346_1.jpg\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> Still feel lucky???<\/td>\n<td> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. It&#8217;s a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you&#8217;re eager to get back up to the cool, high &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/?p=58\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trips-south-africa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":208,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bosshard.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}